it STINKS!!

yesterday i went to a friend's wedding, which was great, but not what i wanted to talk about... weddings are known for being the best place to meet the ladies, somthing to do with the excitment, the dancing, and the free booze, i guess. so here i am, a little drunk, a little excited, dancing my ass off, when i see this gorgeous brunette, glasses and all, librarian style, looking shy, just the way i like it. it took me the whole evening to get a little closer. we got talking, and she was smart as well as beautiful. she had to go, and i had not asked her for her number, still...she was already pulling out of the parking lot, when i ran outside, all knight in shining armor, and said: " i came out for you...". she blushed. i asked if she was seeing anyone, hoping for the best... she said: "ohh, your so cute. actually, i am. we live together, for a year now...".

i said: "well, he is a very lucky guy..." and she said:" if only he could see it...".

"he must be blind", i said, as my librarian drove away, out of my life.

its official- weddings suck!!!